Elenu Shares Photos Of His Son

Nigerian comedian Elenu shared photos of his adorable son and wife yesterday on instagram.

The little man is growing very fast and looks every inch like his dad.

ASUP, COEASU Strike: Students Take To Gani’s Park

Hundreds of university, polytechnic and College of Education students Monday, continued their protest against the ongoing strike by Academic Staff Union of Polytechnics (ASUP) and College of Education Academic Staff Union (COEASU) at Gani Park in Ojota, Lagos, southwest Nigeria.

The protest was led by National Association of Nigerian Students (NANS) Zone D, Coordinator, Com. Asefon Sunday, who said the reason they have brought the protest to the park is to identify with the spirit of the late human rights activist and lawyer, Gani Fawehinmi, SAN, who was an untiring advocate of the rights of the common man.

“Gani is a symbol of struggle in this country, so we identified with him by coming here. He fought so many battles in his life time to ensure that the commoners have a say. Here is just a meeting point, we would hold the Lagos State Government and Federal Government to ransom until our demands are met,” Asefon said.

He said the main reason the students movement took action is to make the Federal Government know that students who have spent over 8 months at home are tired and want to get back to class.

Asefon implored the Federal Government to implement the agreements they had with ASUP and COEASU in the interest of the students rather than spending bogus amount on a national conference where majority sleep over serious issue.

He called on Lagos State Government to reverse the tuition fee Lagos State University, LASU, now cahrges as it is against the principles and ideas of the founding fathers of the institution.

“LASU is a public university. The high tuition fees is against tthe principles that brought the public school into existence. It negates the ideas of the founding fathers. Lagos State Government should immediately reverse the fee hike,” he said.

In pamphlets distributed to motorists, NANS called on Lagos State Governor, Babatunde Raji Fashola, to immediately reverse the hiked LASU fees to the barest minimum and that the Federal Government should honour the 2010 agreement entered with COEASU and ASUP.

The students’ demands also include the conversion of Higher National Diploma (HND) to Bachelor of Technology (B.Tech), 26% budgetary allocation to education as recommended by UNESCO and immediate removal of Supervising Minister of Education, Nyesom Wike, amongst other demands.

The National Coordinator, Education Rights Campaign (ERC), Hassan Soweto, who spoke with P.M.NEWS, said the group is fully in support of the action of the students.

“We fully support the initiative of NANS Zone D to organise this protest. We support the demands for the implementation of agreements with ASUP and COEASU and reversal of LASU school fees,” he said

He noted that the students movement would not relent in its call for the reversal of the school fees until its demands are fully met.

-PM News 

Dillish Mathews Admits That She Has A Crush On Flavour

Dillish has finally admitted on instagram that she likes Nigerian musician Flavour. The Big Brother Africa - The Chase winner posted a photo of the singer to mark MCM (man crush monday). 

Relationship Zone: After Marriage

Another great relationship piece written by blackgirlsareeasy.com, but this time for those who are married and aspiring to get married someday.

 I’ve put off writing about married life because being a newlywed doesn’t feel like real marriage, it comes off as just an extension of the relationship you two already had going before you jumped the broom. However, as I reach my second year as a married man I can speak a little more on the experience. The honeymoon isn’t over in the sense of being in love and happy, but you do begin to settle into a routine. Ben Affleck famously said, “Marriage is work,” and it is. There are compromises that you have to make, disagreements that you can’t walk away from, and communication that has to be done no matter how much you just want to be left alone. Being married isn’t about rings and last name’s it’s about two becoming one in a way that most of us never understand when we’re simply dating. My wife is my best friend, and that’s not because of the time we have to spend together, it’s because of the time we want to spend together. Being married changes your DNA, your spouse becomes an extension of you, and if they aren’t around, life feels hollow. No longer is it about doing things with her so she feels included or because it’ll get you brownie points, you legitimately want to spend every minute of each day with that person. Not to talk, cuddle, or do any of that simp shit they show in movies, just to be in the same room is enough to make you feel complete. I have to experience certain things with my wife or they don’t feel  same. We literally think the exact same shit and constantly tell each other, “stay out of my head!” That’s the kind of thing we don’t share with anyone else because it sounds crazy, but It’s a real level of intimacy that everyone in a relationship should strive to obtain.

When I hear about dudes staying late at work because they don’t feel like going home or guys trying to get out of the house at every chance, I think, “what bitch forced you into marriage?” Obviously, there are shit loads of men who simply did what they had to do for the kids or because she held him down, but those guys pay the price for marrying a woman they weren’t 100% about. I can’t speak to that “we may as well do this” lifestyle because back when I was single I was determined never to settle down until I was as sure as I could be. My wife always reminds me of how I never asked her to be my girlfriend I told her that she was mine. It’s not that I was a decisive person when it came to women, I made a career of keeping chicks I wasn’t impressed with in relationship purgatory and playing dumb like I didn’t know what they wanted. With her I didn’t have time to play games, it was like finding money on the sidewalk, you scoop it up asap, and never look back. People always ask, “How do you know if that person is right?” You never know who is going to be right for you in the future, you can only speak to if they’re superior to everyone else you’ve come across thus far. It’s like the NFL draft, you see all these prospects, but there’s always ONE that stands above the rest, so you move aggressively to get that player with no fucks given to the potential ruin it can cause the franchise if you’re wrong. Even as impressed as I was, we took the time to get to know one another, the good, and bad. By the time I got on bended knee, I could honestly say I knew that woman better than I know myself. Anyway, I know a lot of fellas are on that bubble thinking about proposing and some have just walked down the aisle themselves. You can’t predict how a person will change over the next few years, and each relationship will come with its own unique headaches, but here are a few things for my brothers to keep in mind that will hopefully cushion some of the growing pains.

Little Things Matter

As men, we are famous for saying, “It’s not a big deal.” In our mind women trip over small things and we don’t have time for that petty shit. When you are married, you had better make time for that petty shit. If it’s a problem for her, it’s automatically a problem for you. If leaving your shoes in the living room instead of the bedroom is pissing her off, understand that it is not stupid for her to be mad. Big or small, you are doing something that’s stressing her out, and if you continue to ignore that small beef, she won’t accept it as the status quo or see it from your perspective. Your wife will see your inability to address the problem as you giving her your ass to kiss. She’s not going to go Reservoir Dogs and super glue your dick to your stomach while you sleep, but you’re setting the stage for an argument that could have been easily avoided. Some women don’t put their foot down right then and there, instead they let it pile up. Little thing after little thing adds fuel to the fire until her anger has transformed and turned into Devastator. Now you’re in the Kroger parking lot arguing about putting the wrong cereal in the cart, but she’s acting like you fucked another chick. That didn’t come out of nowhere, homie, that shit built up to the point of eruption and it’s both of your faults. You kept giving her that ammo, while she allowed her clip to fill to the top in secret. It’s no longer about the small thing you just did, she’s letting out that anger from all the small things you have been doing. Save yourself the headache and the drama and take care of those issues as soon as they pop up.

Never Run From A Fight

Women argue past the point of apology, their arguments have sub arguments and even if you get over one issue, there is another that has to be addressed before she calms down. When you’re just girlfriend and boyfriend, you have the ability to turn your phone off and go somewhere else until she’s through being emotional and ready to be logical. Do not treat your wife like that some overdramatic little girl and run over to your cousin’s crib. This isn’t Bottom Bitch Bria who you can tell to fuck off, then come back a week later and dick down, you have to show her respect even when she’s acting like a brat. Whatever your squabble, stand your ground and argue your case. If you think she’s not listening, don’t raise your voice to talk over her, keep calm and state the facts calmly, then walk into the other room. Too many times dudes run away and the woman sees that as giving up or admitting guilt, “why didn’t you stay and talk it out,” will be her first question, and no matter how much you point to her acting like a child as the reason you dipped, it won’t solve anything. Stay there and prove that you are willing to work things out. Win, lose, or come away looking crazy, you have to go down sticking to your story like Jodi Arias. The day after a fight, she’ll calm down and you can talk it out for real, but you just saved yourself another sub-argument, “why did you run like a bitch if you’re such a man?”

Between me and you

The emails I get from married women aren’t all about cheating, they are often about a man’s mother or sibling putting their noses where it doesn’t belong. Mama’s boys getting their Lil Scrappy on don’t seem to understand that being married isn’t a group sport, and that it’s not appropriate to bring someone in to “get your side of the story”. Fellas, when we get frustrated we want to reach for a co-signer, someone who will see things our way and prove that we’re in the right. This is the big leagues, husbands don’t call Mommy or God sister for backup! Furthermore, if your wife is the one who feels a need to let her besties or church choir members know every detail of your marriage, you need to shut that down. When you’re single and dating you lean on others to give you advice, but you’ve made that jump and the biggest survival test is the ability to work things out as a couple. It’s okay to talk about certain things with those close to you, but do not blab about every hiccup like one of those Basicas on Facebook who feel a need to put their man on blast one day then praise his greatness the next, you look like idiots. Realize that you both will get angry and you both will need a cool off period, if you put someone in the middle every time you’re pissed all they see is the constant drama. A lot of these so called friends have ulterior motives and would love to see you end in divorce. Happiness isn’t contagious, it enrages those who don’t have anyone. If she goes to an undercover hater for support or you go to someone who wants you to be with another girl for advice, they will continuously put the jealousy bug in your ears and cause even more friction. Anyone outside of a therapist or counselor type can’t be trusted to be unbiased.

Don’t Cage Yourself

The reason marriage is so scary is because a lot of men look at it like the end of the road. No more flirting, no more clubbing, no more kicking it with the homies until four in the morning… just you and her trapped together. I’ve found that it’s not the wives that force men into a boring life, it’s the men who isolate themselves from society. Marrying the right woman takes away the desire to do a lot of shit, but you have to retain your individuality and make an effort to have fun like in the old days. I don’t really like to club anymore because let’s face it, that shit is like a vegetarian going to an all you can eat hamburger joint. Still I have single friends who are into that and you can’t stop being a good friend just because you found a better friend. I go out with the fellas to let loose, and I make it fun for myself in other ways, see what songs are hot in the street, what tacky trends the ratchets are stepping out with, and generally experience that side of life while I’m still young enough to get away with it. Your wife may tell you to go and have fun, but she doesn’t really mean that shit. In her mind she can be your homie, lover,  and amateur stripper, why would you need to go anywhere? Don’t be a pussy and fall for any guilt comments or puppy dog eyes. You need that time away so you can have something to look forward to when you come back. Be a man.

Other Women Can’t Break You

I took one of my homegirls out and she caught me staring at some chick and smiled, “how does it feel to know you’ll never fuck another girl.” She was taunting me in that manipulative way hoes taunt, but I told her I wouldn’t have gotten married if I wasn’t mature enough to keep my dick in my pants. The truth is all men look at women and all men flirt to some extent regardless of relationship status. If you lack the discipline to keep your interaction with women at a light and innocent level, then you’re weak and the foundation your marriage is built on won’t last. Temptation isn’t there to get you caught up, it’s there to reaffirm that you made the right choice. If you can’t handle a wink from a bad bitch, then it’s only a matter of time before your relationship collapses. The solution isn’t to isolate yourself from the opposite sex, you have to desensitize yourself to that fear of new pussy by learning how to talk to them as a married man. Women are everywhere, you’re destined to strike up a conversation, hell no you don’t take down numbers and get new text buddies, but it’s okay to be casual with the opposite sex. Being married should never make you feel guilty about saying more than three words to another woman. I have two married friends who both get in trouble on Facebook because they don’t know how to balance this. They try to hide from all women, but there is always that moment where they’re moved to give a girl a like and it raises red flags. To a wife looking from the outside in it seems random and suspicious. You never interact with women who are non-relatives… then suddenly you’re making an inside joke on some girl’s wall. Of course an insecure woman will suspect that shit is going down in that Inbox. Men have a tendency to want to interact with women, not because we want to fuck, but because it’s normal. Since elementary school, it’s been a natural way of life to joke around and talk shit to girls. You can’t let being married make you a social pariah. Married men on this side of the street, single women on this side of the street! That’s silly and unrealistic. Women expect a man to only have eyes for them, but don’t take that literally and torture yourself. Keeping your eyes to the ground will only make you want to look up that much more! You have to know that your heart belongs to her and she has to be confident that there is no ass fast enough or face fierce enough to change that. It’s okay to chitchat with female co-workers, to follow Draya on instagram, and to live life naturally, not with a female filter.

There is No One Better

Hova said treat your first song like your last and last like your first. I’m still new this game, but the one thing I always knew to do was to treat my wife just as special as I treated her when I was trying to get in her panties. You can’t pretend that loyal pussy is as exhilarating as new pussy, but you can appreciate that the woman you married is much more than just a nut. A woman isn’t a car, she doesn’t depreciate the more you hit it, yet men take their women for granted every day. True love doesn’t rush to your head like lust, it’s embedded so deeply that you can lose track of it, but if you take the time to remind yourself of what you have, that feeling supplies you with a high that no orgasm can touch. It’s not enough to tell your wife you love her every day, you have to treat her like a trophy, because that’s what she is. All of these men are out here hunting for a bad chick and you took first place, hoist her up and let her know how lucky you are to have her in your life. You don’t have to shower her with diamonds and roses (maybe heels and handbags), but always remember to take time out of the routine to do something that will make her smile.

Bianka, Tchidi Chikere's Friend Scolds Him For Marrying Nuella

Bianka Johnson a friend of movie director and actor Tchidi Chikere has scolded him for going ahead to marry actress Nuella Njubigbo yesterday in Anambra state. 

The bitter American based Bianka took to twitter to air her displeasure. 

Did Jim Iyke propose to Nadia Buari in Barcelona in 2013?

Seems Nadia Buari and Jim Iyke are playing everyone and  saying the more u see the less you understand on their proposal and engagement drama, hehehe . New reports according to Ghanaweb.com states that while many are still trying to ascertain whether Nollywood movie star Jim Iyke's proposal to bubbly Ghanaian actress is true or just a publicity stunt, new reports show he proposed to her late last year.

The Nollywood bad boy actor proposed to Nadia Buari on the Thursday, March 20, 2013 edition of his hit reality show, Jim Iyke Unscripted with a six-carat-diamond ring while having dinner with Nadia, who didn't hesitate to say "Yes".

Jim had said the ring was 'designed' by him in specially selected countries including Ghana, Sierra Leone, and Gabon, with London providing the final finish.

Shortly after news of the proposal went viral, Nadia Buari took to micro blogging site, Twitter to state that: "All concerns & congrats well received & appreciated. BUT let's b reminded that how we see thins or how thins appear to be always never tell... the whole story. Prevailing reality is quite different now from any reality display...!"

The actor also tweeted that: "Literally everything in life is about PERCEPTION. May luk 1 way today bt can grossly change tomo. All well wishes graciously accepted kinda lol"

There have been mixed reactions after the tweets with many concluding that the proposal was just a publicity stunt that was designed to boost the ratings of the reality show.

But new reports suggest that Jim proposed to Nadia when he flew her on a European city tour on her 31st birthday which fell on November 21, 2013.

Jim tweeted a photo of Nadia and himself in a flight for the tour that took them to Madrid (Spain), Frankfurt (Germany), Zurich (Switzerland) and then Barcelona (Spain).

Episode Two of the Jim Iyke Unscripted show, which aired Thursday, showed that he actually proposed to her in Barcelona, Spain after which Nadia cried, said yes and he then proceeded to put the ring on her finger.

Jim and Nadia hugged after which he said "I love you" seven times amidst claps and congratulatory messages from people in the restaurant where the proposal took place.

Mikel close to Chelsea exit

Nigerian footballer John Mikel Obi would be leaving Chelsea fc very soon. This must be heartbreaking for Chelsea fans.

According to Sun news, fresh reports from London have claimed John Obi Mikel wants to leave Chelsea at the end of the season. 

The report is coming only days after his agent denied the player is interested in moves away from Stamford Bridge

A report in the Daily Mail said that the Nigeria star, 26, wants to leave because he has found first-team opportunities restricted since manager, Jose Mourinho’s, return last summer.

The January arrival of Nemanja Matic, an important addition in a holding role, has further limited Mikel’s chances. But he still has three years on his contract and the Blues would demand a hefty fee.

Galatasaray has expressed firm interest but the Super Eagles’ midfielder wants to weigh up his options.

Mikel joined Chelsea from Norwegian club, Lyn Oslo, in 2006, and has made more than 300 appearances, winning the Champions League, Europa League, Premier League and four FA Cups with the side.

JAMB to conduct UTME in seven other countries

Nigeria’s Joint Admission and Matriculation Board (JAMB), said on Friday that the 2014 Unified Tertiary Matriculation Examination (UTME) would also be conducted in seven countries abroad.

Prof. Dibu Ojerinde, the registrar, stated this on Friday while fielding questions from newsmen at the University of Ilorin.

He said the examination, scheduled for April, would also take place in Accra (Ghana), Johannesburg (South Africa), Cameroun, Jeddah (Saudi Arabia), Ivory Coast, London (UK) and Cotonou (Benin Republic).
He said JAMB was prepared to conduct a smooth and hitch-free examination in all accredited centres in the country.

He said about 160 examination centres were accredited to conduct the electronic-based examination, pointing out that the number of centres was increased this year.

“Last year, the board had only fifty-five centres,” he said.

The Registrar said about 300 examination centres applied, adding that only 160 were accredited because they met with the Board’s requirements.

He said the centres would have steady power supply with back-up facilities if there were power out-ages.

On the level of education in the country, Ojerinde said that polytechnics and colleges of education offered the best technical training in the country.

“The federal and state governments must revamp and reposition the institutions to meet the demands of the education sector,” he said.

He urged Nigerians not to abandon the country for “education tourism abroad”, adding that the Ghanaian education was not better than Nigeria’s and advised those leaving to return.
-PM News

Over $22,000 Raised For Woman Who Was Arrested For Leaving Her Kids In A Car While She Went On A Job Interview

Really sad when you read, hear and see people going through hard times. According to Necolebitchie.com, Is it fair that the mother of two young kids was arrested after she left them in a car so she could go to a job interview?
The online community says “No!”

Earlier this week, an Arizona woman by the name of Shanesha Taylor was arrested, thrown in jail and is facing child abuse claims after police say she left her two sons inside a hot car while she went for a job interview last week.

Scottsdale police say a witness heard a child crying inside a SUV that was parked outside an office complex near 90th Street and Via Linda on Thursday.

A 2-year-old boy and a 6-month-old boy were inside the vehicle, which had the engine off, the doors closed and each of the four windows only slightly opened.

The car was reportedly parked in the direct sunlight and the witness didn’t see an adult around.

Upon returning from her interview, she was met by police and explained to them that she was homeless, unemployed and couldn’t get a babysitter. She was then placed under arrest and the kids taken by Child Protective Services. Bond was set at $9,000.

In hopes of raising the money needed to get her out, organizers started a fund for the mom. After her story made to it to several other media outlets, donations have exceeded the $9,000 goal and are now at over $22,000 and counting!

According to the organizer of the fundraiser, a 22-year-old student who was touched by Shanesha’s story, the rest of the money will go towards her legal bills and helping Shanesha out of her situation:

Part of it has been used for her bail but they have now decided to hold her until the 31st and we are working to find out why. All other money will be used to help Shanesha’s situation and legal pursuits.

It’s amazing to see the online community come together at times like this. The question is, will this recent arrest make it even harder for Shanesha to obtain a job to take care of her kids? Will there be resources available for her when she is set free?

This is one of those situations where it seems as though she can’t win for losing.

Drake and Rihanna Take Their PDA Up A Notch

“I’m gonna hold his hand so you know it’s real!”

Drake and Rihanna are still enjoying each other’s company! The duo, affectionately known as AubRih by their fans, were spotted doing some hand holding on Thursday after a night out at Tramp Nightclub in London.  Earlier in the week, Ri flew to London to be with Drake overseas, and she caught the last three shows of his tour before they parted ways again.

During one of his shows, Drizzy told fans:

"I am happy in life. I’m the happiest I’ve been in awhile".

Of course! You have your dream girl!
The cuteness continued when the lovers started blowing kisses at each other during Drake’s performance of “305 To My City” and Drake stopped in front of Rihanna to sing directly to her.
How cute are they?
All good things must come to a brief end though, and Rihanna flew back to LA on Friday to get back to work, while being met by tons of fanfare.
-NecoleBitchie

Relationship Zone: Stop Trying to Find Out if He’s Cheating

Walking away from a relationship hurts but not knowing whether or not you should go hurts even more. You didn't get into it with a losing attitude but you didn't expect to have to play games once you got in either. So now what?

A lot of women these days are going the emotional insurance route a.k.a. investigative activities. You know, "just to be sure" their man's not cheating. But that ends up being more like digging a hole in a sand box. At first, you may feel like you've made some progress but the moment the rain comes, you're right back where you started. Digging again.

So, STOP.

When you go looking to see if your man is cheating, you're practicing one of the most common habits of a miserable love life; distrust. Win or lose, you still lose. Either you'll find nothing and let the paranoia consume you, or you'll carry those habits into the next relationship. Why? Because you'll remember that the last hunch you had was right. So every time after that, you'll trust your hunch more than you trust your man even if he is trustworthy.

"Oh no boo, my man already knows what'll happen if he try and cheat on me. Please believe."

Believe it or not, you can NOT scare a man into loyalty! No pan of hot grits, no kitchen shears near his penis, no shock therapy, no nothing can spook him out of the legs of another woman. You only make yourself look like a clown by trying otherwise.

Threatening to get another man is equally foolish. Did the New York Jets threaten Tim Tebow year after year that if he couldn't stop throwing the ball to the mascot, they'd find another Tebow? No. They gave him his chance and changed the locks when he proved he wasn't ready. Of course a replacement is inevitable, but the repetitive reminder won't give him the skills he doesn't already have.

"But there's a difference between trusting and being naive. What if he keeps taking his phone into the shower with him and changing all his passwords. Then what?"

Then you speak up. If your back was itching, he'd scratch it for you. If you were horny, he'd be at your door by the time you finished reading this sentence. So if you're uncomfortable with his conduct, he should be willing to do whatever it takes to alleviate that discomfort.

One thing he can't do is read your mind nor defend himself against your friend who's telling you, "Well you know what happened on Scandal, I bet he's doing the same thing to you," So open up your mouth and let HIM know.

Consider yourself a winning lottery ticket. You shouldn't have to do much convincing for a man to do what it takes to keep you. Otherwise, learn to accept that maybe he's a little too used to losing with the scratch offs.

But playing detective won't keep you from getting played any more than seeing a train coming eases the pain of it hitting you. That aspiration of getting out of the way the last second is going to turn into a constant panic that you'll one day get stuck in the tracks leaving you more bitter than if you had just gotten hit to begin with.

This isn't about truth or dare. It's about loving or letting go. No games. No in-between. If you continue searching for clues that you're with Mr. Wrong , you'll forget that Mr. Right will do everything to make his

loyalty plain as day. 

- DerrickJaxn.com

Earthquake in California: Celebrities React to Second Quake In March

Not a good time! Los Angeles felt yet another earthquake late Friday, March 28 -- marking the second time this month Mother Nature has rocked the stars. Two weeks after experiencing a 4.4-magnitude earthquake, celebrities were rattled by tremors once again that measured a 5.1 and took place in La Habra.

The scary incident happened shortly after 9 p.m. PST, and the hashtag "#earthquake" started to trend via Twitter shortly after. Read some celebrity reactions below: 

Zoe Saldana: "How was the #earthquake last night? Did any of you feel it?" 

Kevin Connolly: "Local news just busted through an EPIC Dateline episode to cover the Earthquake in LA. How will I know if this guy is guilty?#surgeryprobs" 

Michelle Trachtenberg: "OMG!! Another #earthquake in LA….#ShakeRattleAndRoll"

Anna Camp: "Earthquake or my third glass of wine?? @SkylarAstin"

Dane Cook: "I lived through a 36.8 earthquake but it turned out to be my little sister shaking my backyard fort."

Chord Overstreet: "Earthquake!!"

Eva Longoria: "Ok I definitely felt that earthquake just now… #GottaLoveLA"

Steve Martin: "I felt the earth move under my feet. Los Angeles earthquake."

Mandy Moore: "Ok, felt that quake."

Abigail Breslin: "I refuse to contribute to the excessive amount of earthquake tweets… oh wait."

Amber Riley: "Didn't feel the earthquake, and I’m ok with that."

Beth Behrs: "Is it normal for dogs to get more 'humpy' after an earthquake?"

Patti Stanger: "Hey baby you ok @david_krausse and the babies? Heard there was an earthquake."

Tony Hawk: "Reading stories to my daughter and the bed started shaking. It was either earthquake or exorcist." 

Camilla Belle: "That felt like slow motion…. #earthquake"

Kevin McHale: "Welcomed back to LA with an earthquake!" 

Emile Hirsch: "Another quake! Wtf"

-US magazine

Ex-Magistrate beheaded by domestic aide

Abeokuta, capital of Ogun state in western Nigeria has witnessed a sad event: the beheading of a 65- year old retired magistrate, Mrs Olufunmilayo Timeyin by her domestic aide, simply identified as David.

The tragedy happened at the Laderin Housing Estate, Kobape Road, barely 48 hours after an insane police corporal killed seven people and subsequently committed suicide in the same Abeokuta.

A witness told journalists at the scene of the incident that it happened at about 4:00. p.m. in the deceased’s house.

According to the News Agency of Nigeria, Timeyin, who retired as a senior magistrate in the Ogun state judiciary, employed the domestic aide about two months ago.

David who hails from Benue, was said to have been sacked and arrested by the police after he allegedly stole jewellery, mobile phones and some electronic gadgets, from his boss.

He however, returned to the house Friday afternoon shortly after regaining freedom from police custody and jumped the fence.

He was alleged to have deactivated the security alarm system in the house and lurked in one corner, while an unsuspecting Timeyin returned from an outing.

The witness said Timeyin packed her blue Toyota Camry car– marked Lagos KIA 141 BU– outside the house, apparently planning to go out again.

The source said that the domestic aide attacked Timeyin with a machete immediately she opened her gate.

Timeyin’s son, identified as Olumide, who arrived the house with his mother, raised an alarm that a thief was inside his mother’s house.

But, by the time neighbours came round, the retired magistrate had been beheaded and his assailant and househelp had escaped into the bush.

The suspect was, however, arrested by residents of the area and handed over to the police.

The Chief Judge of Ogun state, Justice Olatokunbo Olopade, and the Commissioner for Local Government and Chieftain Affairs, Chief Muyiwa Oladipo, were part of important dignitaries who had visited the home of the deceased as at 8:00 p.m. on Friday.

Though the state Police Public Relations Officer, Muyiwa Adejobi, could not be reached for comments, policemen from Kemta division of Abeokuta were at the scene as the body was being moved to the morgue at about 8:00 p.m.

-PM News 

Femi Segun, Yeni Kuti's ex-husband buried in Lagos

I never met the late Femi Segun but when i heard the news of his death, i felt really sad. I was sad to see an intelligent, good looking, vivacious and Godly man pass away. I pray God strengthens his wife, ex-wife, daughters, extended family and friends. 

According to PM News it was a solemn but
emotion-laden funeral service for Femi Enitan
Segun held on Friday at the Cathedral of the House on the Rock Church, Lekki. The ceremony was presided over by the senior pastor of the church, Paul Adefarasin, assisted by more than a dozen other pastors.

Femi Segun, a polyglot, a former diplomat, a compere, a television presenter and a church deacon, born in May 1958, died on March 21 following an accident on his power bike in
Lagos.

His wife, Bisi, his ex-wife, Yeni Kuti, and his two daughters were present at the ceremony, also attended by hundreds of relations, friends, sympathisers, artistes, academics, former school mates at the Igbobi College Lagos and University of Ife , now Obafemi Awolowo University.

Femi Segun married Bisi, a judge, in 1998.

“Femi Was an incredible man. He was not a perfect man but he was a devoted worshipper. We have lost a warrior, a good soul, a man who brought so many colours to our lives in different ways. This great man truly walked in faith,” Pastor Adefarasin said during his sermon.

He said that Femi Segun founded and headed
the protocol department of his church for
several years.

He also delved into Femi Segun’s life when he was a student at the Igbobi College, where the pastor was his junior in the school in the 1970s.

A representative of the school old students, Mr. Femi Banwo, his classmate, paid a glowing tribute to the fallen Femi Segun.

“He had made escapades and adventures. There was no mischief he did not take part in
the school,” he said to the laughter of grieving audience in the church. He narrated some of these “escapades” .

“He was a national officer of the school several times. He was also MC of choice for Igbobi college events. His life and carriage appealed to many youths,” Mr. Banwo said.

He described him as one of the most prolific
writers and story tellers the school ever produced.

“He had an encyclopaedic memory of all things Igbobi College,” he said

Dozens of ex-students of Igbobi College, including Afro-beat maestro, Femi Kuti, sang the school’s anthem in the church during the service which lasted about two hours.

Femi Segun won one of the most prestigious national awards in Brazil when he served as Portuguese language interpreter to former President Shehu Shagari, added Mr Banwo.

Mrs Kemi Balogun and Mr Bola Segun also paid glowing tributes to the deceased, who once anchored NTA’s flagship mati

nee programme, Morning Ride.

His classmates in the university where he read French and Portuguese languages called him “oracle”, a nickname given to him by one of their lecturers.

The remains of Femi Segun were later committed to mother earth at the Ikoyi Vaults and Garden cemetery.

"Let The Wrath Of God Be Your Portion" - Tchidi Chikere's Ex-Wife Replies Nuella Njubigbo

Nuella finally released a press statement yesterday defending why she chose Tchidi and also to tell us that they will be getting married this weekend after months of denying being the reason actor and movie director Tchidi Chikere and his wife and mother of his three kids Sophia ended their marriage. 

Tchidi's estranged wife, Sophia even claims she is yet to fully get divorced from Tchidi yet Nuella is going ahead with the wedding. Relationship and marriage palava, read Sophia's side of the story below...

"I swear with my life, my children's life and everything I have that Nuella started dating my husband before he left the marriage. But because I respect my husband a lot, the father of my three boys, I have kept calm and won't talk and comment because there is no need to wash your dirty linen in public. Tchidi is a wonderful husband and father and will always be.

But if Nuella opened her mouth and said that she wasn't dating my husband before he left the marriage, if she's lying let her not see anything good in life and if I'm lying let me not see anything good in life.

This question is for Nuella. Nuella since you broke my marriage, have I called you? Have I looked for you? No! After what you did, you still have the right to lie and say you were not in the picture? You want to deceive the public? But you can't deceive God. You put what God has joined together asunder and made my children cry to bed every night.

I keep calm and you have the audacity to say that you weren't dating my husband when we were together? Let the wrath of God be your portion. Now that you have taken my hubby and you are getting married to him like I heard, are you happy? Are you fulfilled? Let the Almighty God fight for me and judge you.

Let vengeance be of God who knows everything and sees everything. My God is able and he's not asleep. He sees. He knows. And he feels what I feel. He is the Lord who cares for me and my kids.

As for my husband, he is a wonderful father and I will never ever disrespect him"

Package-enhancing pants that promise to make men's manhood look three times bigger

With women having body enhancing underwears like padded bra, padded pants, fake hips and all, men can now join in the fun of make believe body part lol.

The new invention is a bulge enhancing pant. So next time you see a fully endowed guy, do not get too excited because he might be wearing the newly launched Ann Summers bulge boosting pant *wink* hehehe.

According to Dailymail, dating is tough. In the harsh world of modern dating, men are searching for something to give them that edge.

Anne Summers believes it has created a secret weapon: the ‘Triple Boost’, a new pair of package-enhancing pants.

In the same way some women artificially enhance their assets by wearing push-up bras, it appears men have been pining for a way (besides a pair of socks!) to boost their package.

The Triple Boost pants for men, which features moulded padding and removable air cookies which help enhance his package and give him a shapely silhouette

Following the incredible success of the ‘Triple Boost’ bra, Ann Summers created the ‘Triple Bulge’ for men – the first pair of briefs that promise to boost bulge and enhance his attributes.

A recent survey by the brand revealed nearly half (47 per cent) of the men 1,000 men polled admitted to feeling insecure about their pouch size and nearly as many (40 per cent) said they would consider penis enlargement surgery if it was available, despite the health risks and hefty price tag.

Women looking for the ultimate cleavage bought 790 per cent more bras than predicted officially crowning the Triple Boost Ann Summer’s best-selling bra ever.

Ann Summers were inundated with requests from men following the launch of the Triple Boost, claiming they felt left out and that they wanted a chance to boost their bulge the same way women do their cleavage.

The result was the creation of the Triple Boost pants for men, which features moulded padding and removable air cookies which help enhance his package and give him a shapely silhouette to rival Christian Grey’s when he feels the need for an extra ‘lift’.

The collection is part of the ‘Man Summers’ range, which focuses on shapewear and padded underwear for men.

The stylish collection comes in black, ivory and red and will launch April 1 2014.

A spokesperson for the brand said: ‘Why should women be the only ones to have access to asset-enhancing lingerie, when it’s apparent men are desperate to boost and show off their man curves too? Ann Summers are confident that the new range offers the biggest bulge around.’

Too sad! Singer Zara Gretti dies after battle with Multiple Sclerosis

Just got the news of Zara Gretti's death. It is so sad to see a beautiful and talented young person die just when everyone thought she was getting better.

According to Linda Ikeji's blog, singer Margaret Mary Oluwatoyin Ejiro Joseph popularly known as Zara Gretti has died. She died this morning in Nigeria after a battle with Multiple Sclerosis. (MS is an autoimmune disease that affects the brain and spinal cord).

Her last tweet last night was "I love and hate my life". She died a few hours later, this morning. She was only 28 years old. Zara, may your beautiful soul rest in perfect peace. This is so sad!